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There are only ten of you, but I love you all. I have sent each of you a personalized Valentine's card in your page's comments section. Have fun being whores today.

As some of you know, for the past few days there has been a marathon of amc's "The Walking Dead." I do not like this show. I do not know how long this show has been playing but I do not know why someone would even consider playing a show about people with rotting flesh for days at a time and not once or twice a week like I suppose was originally intended. At the beginning of all of this nonsense, I was completely and utterly disgusted and punched my sister in the face each time I passed AMC on my DirecTV. I was distraught and sent in several e-mails to AMC, who did nothing about it and did not even respond to my opinionated typings. I went

I'm pleased to inform everyone that I am going global. I have gathered young, impressionable children from Japan, China, Hong Kong, Korea, Brazil, Venezuela, France, England, US Minor Outlying Islands, and parts of Africa where they actually have internet/phones (places like that actually exist, this Tiffany is telling only truths). What is the purpose of these children, you ask? Very good question. I am gathering these children over Skype, telephone usage, and other ways of communication and teaching them of the sacred ways of banana. They will spread my beliefs to other children and their parents who will tilt their heads to the side and